The man has never met a thought he hasn’t expressed.
In case you weren’t aware, Robert Pattinson has a tendency to say the most bonkers things during interviews.
So here are some of the wildest things that R. Patz has said during an interview:
When he revealed that he secretly used Zoë Kravitz’s bathroom on the set of The Batman because his didn’t work (which is how he knew that her dressing room must-have is scented candles):
When he not-so-joked about being “mentally unstable”:
When he lied about seeing a clown explode in front of his eyes while attending the circus as a child:
When he — sadly — joked about turning to porn if The Batman flopped in theaters:
When he had this appropriate response to Guy Pearce serenading him:
When he laughingly revealed that “a lot of the stuff in theTwilight world [doesn’t] make sense”…on the press tour for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn?
When he revealed that the best “Batman advice” he received from a previous Bruce Wayne was figuring out a way to pee in the batsuit — which came from Christian Bale:
When he opened up about how lucky he felt to be invited to Paris Fashion Week to meet with Dior Homme:
When he said that his favorite “chick flick” was…Chicken Run:
When he nearly burned down his kitchen while making hand-held pasta during a GQ interview:
When he revealed that he took a “persistent stalker” out on a date because he was “bored and lonely,” which resulted in her no longer stalking him:
When he confessed to masturbating…to completion…while filming Little Ashes:
When he said that, if given the opportunity to direct, he would have snuck a walrus into a sex scene on the set of Breaking Dawn:
When Oprah asked if he and K. Stew were dating, and his natural response was, “Kristen’s pregnant”:
When he BIT TYRA BANKS ON THE NECK:
When his “cover interview” with GQ was a short film of his quest for a hot dog:
And then, of course, when he revealed that sometimes he just makes things up for the heck of it!